I’m just telling it like it is

By astephens

It’s Dave Bacon versus Dave Bacon in the inaugural exponent SMACKDOWN! At stake is the xQIT Heavyweight – no, wait – Cruiserweight World Title. Down goes Bacon! Down goes Bacon! Down goes Bacon!! There it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Jet City is burning.

Update: Ahh, the sweet science. Joining “Irish” Dave Bacon and Scott “No Dice” Aaronson, Room 408 introduces yet another contender for the xQIT Cruiserweight World Title – Michael “The Real Deal” Nielsen. Of course, we await a formal challenge from Chester “Six Heads” Rohde, who has been known to, on occasion, tear off his clothes in public.

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